The Handsome Hunter

The Handsome Hunter is a Wilde Times in Zootopia story by PrinceBalto. Premise One night, in their apartment, Nick and Judy, after seeing a documentary about their ancestors, decide to play a little chase game. This is in Nick's POV.

Story
Judy and I are safe in our apartment

It is night

Work at the park is done

Dinner has been eaten

There is nothing more to do but wait for bedtime

On TV, we watch a documentary on the Adventure Channel

This is the leading documentary network in Zootopia, as well as the rest of the kingdom

The documentary is about our ancestors many eons ago

Before the kingdom

Before Zootopia

Before we were civilized

Before we wore clothes

Before we walked upright

When we were all wild

They mention how foxes once hunted rabbits

I look at my wife

Judy playfully cuddles up to me as if to say protect me

Suddenly, we get a playful, romantic idea

We decide to have some fun and renact those long-gone days

I would be the fierce hunter

Judy would be the meek prey

Of course, I wouldn't really hurt her

On the contrary, I would kiss her

We dim the lights a bit and get into a natural state

Now our apartment has become an ancient forest

Judy and I get down on all fours

I hide nearby and rustle the carpet to get her attention

The meek bunny looked up as I emerged, ready to catch her

The fierce hunter gave chase all around

Eventually, he caught up with his delectable prey

He got his muzzle closer

That's when it all changed

The handsome hunter kissed his bunny quarry on the lips

The bunny didn't struggle

She returned the favor

After that, we return to our civilized selves

We lay there, pleased to have one another

We delight in the joys of romantic love

The handsome hunter has his lovely quarry

She is his to love